Berkeley Bumper Sticker Research

Not long ago, overcome with a spirit of literary inquiry, I rode my bicycle around Berkeley, California looking at the bumpers of cars to find the best stickers.

Here are my results.

Most Obscure:
Some day we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car

Most Enigmatic:
Teach Children To Bark

Most Profound:
Legalize Freedom

Hardest Forced Pun:
Musicians are instrumental in world harmony

Tackiest Presentation:
I went to Reno and all I got was this lousy car

Most Sensible:
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war

Most Common:
Oakland A's

Most Radical:
, Obey little
note: this was a home-alteration of another I saw which said:
Question Much, Obey Little